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Iran to charge 3 American hikers with espionage

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:48:06 -0500

Iran to charge 3 American hikers with espionage:

Am I the only person who finds this to be completely ridiculous? First of all, I have no idea why these hikers would be detained in the first place. You accidentally crossed the border on a hike and it’s obvious that you aren’t spies? Great, go back over. Bye. Problem solved. There’s no reason these people should have been detained since July fucking 31st. Also, where’s America on this? Seriously, if I was in a position of power, I would pull whoever was responsible for the detaining aside and go, “Hey buddy, look at Iraq right now. That’s us trying to help. Imagine if we were actually trying to be destructive!” Then I would blankly stare into his eyes for a few moments, uneasily lingering. Then, I would slowly nod my head once, as if to say, “Don’t tread on me, bitch.” USA! USA!

I haven’t had late-night bacon in years. So, to celebrate...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:42:55 -0500

I haven’t had late-night bacon in years. So, to celebrate having the house to ourselves tonight, Eric, my brother Mark, and I decided to dire up the ol’ George Foreman grill and cook an unhealthy amount of delicious, delicious bacon. More on my Flickr.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:06:49 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1):

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Just saw this outside. Happy Halloween!

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:09:47 -0400

Just saw this outside. Happy Halloween!

"You’re living at a time of extremism, a time of revolution, a time when there’s got to..."

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:13:02 -0400

“You’re living at a time of extremism, a time of revolution, a time when there’s got to be a change. People in power have misused it, and now there has to be a change and a better world has to be built and the only way it’s going to be built is with extreme methods. And I for one will join in with anyone, I don’t care what color you are, as long as you want to change this miserable condition that exists on this earth. Thank you.”

- Malcolm X

“Pepe Silvia. This name keeps coming up over and over...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:50:37 -0400

“Pepe Silvia. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Everyday, Pepe’s mail’s getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia, I look in the mail. WELL THIS WHOLE BOX IS PEPE SILVIA!”

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25)

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:22:45 -0400

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25):

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Formspring Response #3

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:09:00 -0400

Name: Anonymous
Comment: I still love you.

That’s unfortunate.

Formspring Response #2

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:47:21 -0400

Name/ Tumblr: Jason/ Prolefeed
Comment: Which of Devo’s albums is your favorite, and why? Also, what would you call Devo in general terms? Simply a talented post-punk or synthpop band? An artistic statement? A philosophy with musical accompaniment?

I loved receiving this question, if only for the fact that it gave me new incentive to listen to all of my Devo songs over again. My favorite Devo album would have to be their first, “Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!” One could probably make compelling arguments for their next couple of albums as well, but what stands out in my mind about “Are We Not Men?” is that Devo’s music isn’t totally enveloped in synths yet. The guitar work is exceptional, as is evident in “Gut Feeling (Slap Your Mammy)”. There are no weak tracks on the album, just good ones and better ones.

Also, Devo’s subversive sarcasm is on full display here, and I think that’s especially important to note since this is their first album we’re discussing. Towards the end of their discography, the sarcasm and intelligent social commentary faded into the background.

My most basic description of Devo would simply be: “new wave” band. Of course, fans like you and I know that they are much more than just another synth-pop band. They’re a statement, uniquely absurd and satirical. I wish I could better formulate my thoughts on what Devo is, but I can’t think of an all-encompassing definition. I have great respect for Devo for what they’ve done in the music scene.

Formspring Response #1

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:28:00 -0400

Three months ago, I created one of those new-fangled Formspring forms where people could tell me basically anything they wanted. Four people actually took the time to write me something, and I (being the remarkably lazy person that I am) am only now getting around to replying to them. If you have something you’d like to say to me, anonymous-or-otherwise, my Formspring is here. Now, time to respond to the first comment!

Name: Anonymous
Comment: i think youre an awesome kid and i wish we had hung out more a few years ago in high school and that you werent so freakin busy all the time, but i must say im glad we said screw you to tops and went to pacos haha

Ah, yes. This comment comes from someone who used to be a rather close friend of mine. However, despite the fact that he is currently unemployed and not going to school, he seems to have lost time to hang out with me. Not exactly a big loss.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18)

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:28:15 -0400

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18):

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Mandatory Attendance Policies are Bullshit

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:13:00 -0400

I don’t know why most professors seem to believe in having a mandatory attendance policy. It makes absolutely no sense to me. We’re all going to college of our own free will, right? It isn’t government mandated. Therefore, though it is expected for us to go to class, should we really be punished for not attending?

Take, for example, me today. My printer was having trouble, so I was out the door late. Being a commuter, I had a fifteen minute drive to get to class. I managed to only be five minutes late. In fact, the attendance sheet was still in circulation (though on the far side of the room). I was in the room for 90% of class, and I had missed nothing of importance. Still, my professor refused to let me sign the attendance sheet, as I was technically late. He should be pleased that I came to class, as missing the first five minutes is never a big deal. Instead, he felt the need to punish me for breaking an arbitrary rule by the slightest of margins. Thanks, prof, you’re a douche.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-11)

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:06:58 -0400

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-11):

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Title: It’s Not Just a Party, It’s a FuneralArtist:...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:05:00 -0400

Title: It’s Not Just a Party, It’s a Funeral
Artist: Emmure

I know the backlash, call me a coward if you want.
I know the truth is that… I am free.

Took this shot back in March and decided to post it on Flickr.

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:25:00 -0400

Took this shot back in March and decided to post it on Flickr.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-4)

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:06:26 -0400

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-4):

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Shit just got real.

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 17:44:53 -0400

Shit just got real.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27)

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:48:28 -0400

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27):

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Vehicular Fellatio

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:23:02 -0400

Larry: By the way, I don't approve of the blowjob in the car at all. More dangerous than cell phones, in my opinion.
Jeff: What about handjobs?
Larry: Any kind of 'job' is dangerous.
Jeff: It has to affect the driver. I'll admit that.
Larry: It should be illegal, frankly. And, by the way, why do they call it a 'job'? Because it's so hard? What, it's a lot of work?
Jeff: You're tugging, sucking... It's a lot of work. I wouldn't want to do it.
Larry: It is a job. No wonder why they don't like it.

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Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:15:00 -0400