500 Posts!
Alright guys, we did it! And by “we”, I mean me, because I’m the only one who updates this tiny, dark corner of the web. I’d like to take this time to thank everyone who’s been there to support me. Uncle Phil, you were always there in the 90s to teach me important lessons about morality and how to be a better man. Tom Cruise, your complete decent into insanity has motivated me to become even more esoteric in my jokes. Ke$ha, if it weren’t for you and other disgusting pop-star whores flooding mainstream media with your excrement, I wouldn’t be angry and motivated enough to update this site! But most of all, I’d like to thank myself. You go, girl!
